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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

i don’t like morning people or mornings or people

rnaze:

the worst thing is when you’re sitting in class and the person in front of you does a lean back stretch and touches your face

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.

(Source: buttlicked)